1 00:00:16,519 --> 00:00:20,036 Tales From The Golden Age 2 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:57,341 The legend of the official visit 3 00:01:04,153 --> 00:01:05,461 I see. 4 00:01:06,313 --> 00:01:08,837 We do, Comrade Secretary, we have flags and flowers... 5 00:01:08,952 --> 00:01:10,829 We've got in some nice cows too. 6 00:01:12,312 --> 00:01:15,587 Well, better to have too much than too little. 7 00:01:17,591 --> 00:01:19,547 We got what we could together. 8 00:01:23,270 --> 00:01:24,658 Pigeons? No... 9 00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:29,587 We have pigeons that fly, but not trained ones. 10 00:01:31,349 --> 00:01:33,465 We'll figure something out. 11 00:01:35,109 --> 00:01:36,736 You're making an inspection today? 12 00:01:38,548 --> 00:01:40,425 We'll sort it out by six. 13 00:01:41,588 --> 00:01:43,055 Yes sir! 14 00:01:43,588 --> 00:01:45,384 Comrade Mayor is on duty. 15 00:01:45,907 --> 00:01:49,263 I'll tell him... Sir! 16 00:01:58,146 --> 00:02:00,511 Mihaita, keep an eye on the phone. 17 00:02:05,025 --> 00:02:06,572 - Gogu! - What is it? 18 00:02:06,705 --> 00:02:08,990 - We'll need some pigeons. - Pigeons? Right. 19 00:02:09,104 --> 00:02:10,116 Today. 20 00:02:10,184 --> 00:02:11,981 Comrade Sandu is making an inspection today. 21 00:02:12,544 --> 00:02:14,500 - Oh, dear! - We'll need them by 2 pm. 22 00:02:14,544 --> 00:02:15,680 How many? 23 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:18,180 Don't know. See what you can find. 24 00:02:20,383 --> 00:02:23,249 - Where's Comrade Mayor? - He was at home. 25 00:02:27,102 --> 00:02:28,569 Hey, listen up! 26 00:02:28,862 --> 00:02:31,967 I'll be gone half an hour, but I'm watching you. 27 00:02:32,141 --> 00:02:35,087 Everything has to be ready when I get back. Got it? 28 00:02:48,299 --> 00:02:49,607 You! Come with me! 29 00:02:54,138 --> 00:02:56,504 Listen, where's Florica? 30 00:02:57,338 --> 00:02:59,783 Pa! Come out a minute! 31 00:02:59,897 --> 00:03:00,955 What is it? 32 00:03:02,457 --> 00:03:03,515 Oh, hello! 33 00:03:03,577 --> 00:03:06,932 Florica, we need pigeons by two o'clock. 34 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:09,443 Isn't the motorcade passing tomorrow? 35 00:03:09,576 --> 00:03:11,692 Yes, but the general inspection is today. 36 00:03:11,976 --> 00:03:13,284 I don't have any pigeons. 37 00:03:13,336 --> 00:03:14,962 You had some last year. 38 00:03:15,175 --> 00:03:17,541 They were my brother-in-law's and he ate them. 39 00:03:17,815 --> 00:03:19,203 Where does he live? 40 00:03:19,335 --> 00:03:20,882 At Viziresti. 41 00:03:21,974 --> 00:03:23,851 Wait a second... 42 00:03:24,534 --> 00:03:26,980 - When do you start the carousel? - Tomorrow. 43 00:03:27,014 --> 00:03:28,402 Any chance tonight? 44 00:03:28,933 --> 00:03:31,299 If the Comrade Policeman gives us petrol. 45 00:03:31,493 --> 00:03:34,200 I could've given you some last night 46 00:03:34,213 --> 00:03:35,601 but you didn't show up. 47 00:03:36,932 --> 00:03:38,638 Parrots are no good. 48 00:03:40,132 --> 00:03:41,190 Come on! 49 00:03:43,492 --> 00:03:46,597 Hurry up Victor! The motorcade'll be here by the time you're done! 50 00:03:50,131 --> 00:03:52,007 Fix up those holes! 51 00:03:56,130 --> 00:03:58,416 Get a move on! We've an inspection this afternoon! 52 00:03:59,169 --> 00:04:00,477 Hello Dinca! 53 00:04:03,409 --> 00:04:05,854 Clean up that cow shit! 54 00:04:12,528 --> 00:04:13,585 Hello! 55 00:04:15,567 --> 00:04:17,683 Blue goes next to the pole! 56 00:04:17,967 --> 00:04:19,844 Put the blue end at the pole! 57 00:04:22,126 --> 00:04:25,232 What are you staring at? You've nothing to do? 58 00:04:25,486 --> 00:04:27,113 Where's your flag? 59 00:04:30,605 --> 00:04:32,482 Unfurl it all the way! 60 00:04:32,845 --> 00:04:34,961 All the way! That's it! 61 00:04:36,364 --> 00:04:38,161 What I wish for you, dear 62 00:04:38,284 --> 00:04:42,459 Sweet Romania, my glorious country, my beloved land: 63 00:04:42,924 --> 00:04:45,209 Wish you a strong hand, 64 00:04:45,323 --> 00:04:46,950 A powerful weapon, and: : : 65 00:04:47,163 --> 00:04:48,221 Up to your past: : : 66 00:04:48,283 --> 00:04:49,500 Out of your past: : : 67 00:04:49,643 --> 00:04:50,654 Out of your great past: : : 68 00:04:50,682 --> 00:04:52,388 As great a future, at last! 69 00:04:52,522 --> 00:04:54,319 Well done, Vasilica! Go. 70 00:04:54,362 --> 00:04:56,239 - Comrade Mayor... - What? 71 00:04:56,922 --> 00:04:58,468 Nothing. Why are you so jumpy? 72 00:04:58,681 --> 00:05:00,558 Gheorghita, this visit has me so worried! 73 00:05:00,681 --> 00:05:03,047 Relax! It'll all be fine! 74 00:05:04,201 --> 00:05:05,827 - Did you call at Pucheni? - Yes. 75 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:08,326 They were told the motorcade isn't stopping in the villages, 76 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:10,726 but to be ready just in case. 77 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:12,946 The county office called. 78 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:15,695 There'll be an inspection along the route. 79 00:05:15,799 --> 00:05:19,644 A rehearsal. Don't get nervous, or else I get nervous too. 80 00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:22,164 - Did you take your tablets? - I haven't had time. 81 00:05:22,278 --> 00:05:23,586 Take them now! 82 00:05:23,718 --> 00:05:26,004 Oh, Gheorghita, I wish it were all over. 83 00:05:26,118 --> 00:05:28,563 Relax, it'll be fine. You'll see! 84 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:31,105 I understand. 85 00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:33,094 I understand. 86 00:05:33,797 --> 00:05:36,503 We put up flags... That's all we had... 87 00:05:39,636 --> 00:05:41,433 I understand. Good day, sir! 88 00:05:42,755 --> 00:05:44,632 I spoke with Bulbucata 89 00:05:44,755 --> 00:05:48,680 and we must have red party flags. I've asked them to send us some. 90 00:05:48,915 --> 00:05:51,940 At Adancatele, they asked why nothing was hanging from the trees. 91 00:05:53,234 --> 00:05:56,920 Let's hang some fruit from the trees so they're not bare. 92 00:05:56,994 --> 00:05:58,790 It'll look ridiculous. 93 00:05:58,913 --> 00:06:02,019 We'll make a stand with fruits and vegetables, like Harvest Day. 94 00:06:02,113 --> 00:06:04,979 Shall we make sarmale with cabbage leaves or vine leaves? 95 00:06:05,152 --> 00:06:08,019 Both! Stop asking me questions! 96 00:06:08,912 --> 00:06:11,278 At Branesti, they wanted slogans, 97 00:06:11,392 --> 00:06:12,938 but not at Bulbucata. 98 00:06:13,551 --> 00:06:15,667 They say one thing, then another. 99 00:06:15,791 --> 00:06:16,849 Yes. 100 00:06:17,071 --> 00:06:20,506 With the inspection, they haven't had time to eat or drink. 101 00:06:20,590 --> 00:06:22,467 He'll be starving when he gets here. 102 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:23,978 Fine! 103 00:06:24,350 --> 00:06:26,386 We'll give him some of our wine to perk him up! 104 00:06:26,510 --> 00:06:28,625 You think he'll stay for lunch? 105 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:31,435 I suppose. We're the last village. 106 00:06:31,789 --> 00:06:35,224 No pigeons, but we have these Cornish hens. 107 00:06:35,308 --> 00:06:37,105 They're no good, they can't fly. 108 00:07:00,825 --> 00:07:02,452 What are you up to? 109 00:07:04,904 --> 00:07:07,611 Asshole! Watch your whore of a daughter! 110 00:07:07,704 --> 00:07:09,410 It's coming! 111 00:07:09,544 --> 00:07:11,829 The car's coming! 112 00:07:27,061 --> 00:07:29,768 Put the books under that box. 113 00:07:30,261 --> 00:07:33,946 Hurry up, Victor! They'll catch us out of breath! 114 00:07:41,459 --> 00:07:43,984 It's coming! The car's coming! 115 00:07:44,099 --> 00:07:46,385 Come on. Everybody up! The banners! 116 00:07:46,419 --> 00:07:49,854 Get that out of here! Bring the cow over! 117 00:07:49,938 --> 00:07:52,145 Bring the cow over! Quickly! 118 00:07:52,178 --> 00:07:55,375 Come on! Everybody up! 119 00:07:55,458 --> 00:07:57,493 - Who's at the banner with you? - Mihaita. 120 00:07:57,617 --> 00:07:59,573 - Where is he? - He has stomach cramps. 121 00:07:59,697 --> 00:08:00,755 Cramps? 122 00:08:00,817 --> 00:08:01,875 All together, now... 123 00:08:02,497 --> 00:08:04,942 Hurray! Hurray! 124 00:08:23,054 --> 00:08:24,760 Peace! Peace! 125 00:08:27,053 --> 00:08:28,441 Why have they stopped? 126 00:08:29,533 --> 00:08:32,639 Quick, bring the bread and salt. Come on, Pioneers! 127 00:08:33,532 --> 00:08:35,238 Down with the neutron bomb! 128 00:08:46,971 --> 00:08:48,676 Welcome to our village! 129 00:08:48,810 --> 00:08:51,597 What's with the cow? Why is it on the road? 130 00:08:52,970 --> 00:08:56,484 At Bulbucata, I heard they brought some animals out. 131 00:08:56,569 --> 00:08:58,855 They were sheep, not cows. 132 00:08:58,969 --> 00:09:02,405 The delegation includes guests from India. So, no cows. 133 00:09:02,489 --> 00:09:04,604 No problem, we'll get rid of them. 134 00:09:04,648 --> 00:09:06,604 We should get some sheep. 135 00:09:06,728 --> 00:09:08,605 They're grazing, Comrade Mayor. 136 00:09:08,808 --> 00:09:09,866 Get them! 137 00:09:10,487 --> 00:09:11,624 Gogu! 138 00:09:11,767 --> 00:09:13,473 - Yes, sir! - Bring some sheep down. 139 00:09:13,607 --> 00:09:15,154 What are you doing here? 140 00:09:15,367 --> 00:09:18,153 I thought they might recite a poem if the cavalcade stops. 141 00:09:18,246 --> 00:09:20,202 - It won't. - Just in case... 142 00:09:20,486 --> 00:09:22,693 Look at his ears! 143 00:09:22,966 --> 00:09:26,071 - He's Comrade Mayor's grandson. - So what? 144 00:09:26,165 --> 00:09:29,521 Vasilica, go home! Send your sister here. 145 00:09:29,685 --> 00:09:31,482 What's that fair doing here? 146 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:32,821 What fair? 147 00:09:33,284 --> 00:09:37,539 It's the village fair tomorrow, we organize it every year. 148 00:09:37,684 --> 00:09:39,151 - Have it removed. - Yes. 149 00:09:39,284 --> 00:09:40,591 Remove it. 150 00:09:41,523 --> 00:09:43,070 We found some pigeons 151 00:09:43,203 --> 00:09:44,909 to throw in the air. 152 00:09:45,123 --> 00:09:46,431 - White ones. - Make them white. 153 00:09:47,602 --> 00:09:49,308 So, can you get some sheep? 154 00:09:49,842 --> 00:09:51,389 We're doing our best! 155 00:09:52,962 --> 00:09:54,508 What's that smell? 156 00:09:54,721 --> 00:09:57,508 It's from the chicken farm. The wind brings it. 157 00:09:58,961 --> 00:10:01,168 Come and see our stand. 158 00:10:11,039 --> 00:10:14,634 If you shut it down, why did I bother coming? 159 00:10:14,719 --> 00:10:15,777 It's an order! 160 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:16,976 Who from? 161 00:10:17,118 --> 00:10:18,915 It's a Party decision. 162 00:10:19,038 --> 00:10:20,665 Let's try and talk with them. 163 00:10:20,798 --> 00:10:21,856 Stay out of this! 164 00:10:21,998 --> 00:10:23,465 It'll take time. 165 00:10:27,117 --> 00:10:28,175 Hey! 166 00:10:28,317 --> 00:10:29,375 Take it down! 167 00:10:33,116 --> 00:10:34,743 I'll tell you a better one. 168 00:10:34,876 --> 00:10:38,642 In '79, I visited the People's Republic of China and India! 169 00:10:38,716 --> 00:10:40,592 They served us snake. 170 00:10:40,795 --> 00:10:42,012 Did you eat it? 171 00:10:42,155 --> 00:10:44,271 Sure! We couldn't offend them! 172 00:10:44,315 --> 00:10:45,373 But I pretended. 173 00:10:45,515 --> 00:10:47,311 - Would you like some? - Trout! 174 00:10:48,074 --> 00:10:49,132 You have trout here? 175 00:10:49,194 --> 00:10:50,741 We have a trout farm in the village. 176 00:10:51,194 --> 00:10:53,640 Did you know trout's the easiest fish to digest? 177 00:10:53,753 --> 00:10:56,039 Indeed, fish is the healthiest meat. 178 00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:59,179 It contains iron. Look! These red dots. 179 00:10:59,273 --> 00:11:00,285 Where? 180 00:11:00,313 --> 00:11:01,324 There! 181 00:11:01,392 --> 00:11:04,213 - I don't have my glasses. - They're iron deposits. 182 00:11:04,232 --> 00:11:05,859 Wow! I had no idea! 183 00:11:05,992 --> 00:11:08,698 Go tell the farm to prepare a load of trout. 184 00:11:08,791 --> 00:11:10,179 No. 185 00:11:10,311 --> 00:11:12,757 - Yes, it's a pleasure. - Another drink? 186 00:11:13,591 --> 00:11:15,957 OK, but this time, everybody drinks! 187 00:11:16,070 --> 00:11:17,458 Just a drop for me! 188 00:11:19,110 --> 00:11:20,418 Cheers! 189 00:11:20,470 --> 00:11:23,086 Here's to tomorrow's visit! 190 00:11:25,349 --> 00:11:26,816 Where's the toilet? 191 00:11:26,949 --> 00:11:28,007 Over there. 192 00:11:28,549 --> 00:11:30,346 We've got the goats. 193 00:11:30,389 --> 00:11:33,175 They called to say... 194 00:11:33,268 --> 00:11:34,735 - Sheep! - Yes, sheep... 195 00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:37,075 They're on their way. 196 00:11:37,188 --> 00:11:38,245 Well done! 197 00:11:38,307 --> 00:11:40,104 See? No problem. 198 00:11:40,307 --> 00:11:43,413 It's not over until they've passed through tomorrow! 199 00:11:44,147 --> 00:11:46,353 Our Comrade Mayor is very pessimistic. 200 00:11:46,386 --> 00:11:49,662 Comrade Sandu is a nice fellow. I heard he was tougher. 201 00:11:49,746 --> 00:11:54,318 That's his way. He works hard and plays hard. 202 00:11:54,705 --> 00:11:59,278 He loves music, parties, fiddlers, traditional music... 203 00:12:00,385 --> 00:12:02,591 He's from the country too. 204 00:12:02,784 --> 00:12:04,900 Gheorghita, you have musicians? 205 00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:06,241 - Gogu. - Yes, sir! 206 00:12:11,983 --> 00:12:13,530 - Florica! - What? 207 00:12:14,863 --> 00:12:16,818 Drop everything and come with me! 208 00:12:17,022 --> 00:12:19,229 Come and sing for Comrade Mayor. 209 00:12:19,422 --> 00:12:21,049 - I bring my cembalo? - Yes! 210 00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:22,399 Hurry! 211 00:13:08,295 --> 00:13:10,251 - Another drink? - No! 212 00:13:10,455 --> 00:13:13,652 I have to work tomorrow and we should go now. 213 00:13:13,735 --> 00:13:15,201 Just a drop. 214 00:13:15,734 --> 00:13:16,746 Everybody! 215 00:13:16,774 --> 00:13:19,971 - Not for me. - Comrade Mayor, I said everybody! 216 00:13:20,774 --> 00:13:21,911 Cheers! 217 00:13:25,253 --> 00:13:26,561 Hey, come here! 218 00:13:27,253 --> 00:13:29,868 You know the Tudorita song? 219 00:13:29,972 --> 00:13:31,599 The one that goes... 220 00:13:31,732 --> 00:13:32,790 That's it! 221 00:13:33,092 --> 00:13:36,198 Come and sit here so I can hear you better. 222 00:13:57,969 --> 00:13:59,027 Quiet! 223 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:05,986 Yes, sir! 224 00:14:06,528 --> 00:14:07,994 It's for you. 225 00:14:15,086 --> 00:14:16,792 Sandu here. 226 00:14:18,046 --> 00:14:19,354 I see. 227 00:14:23,965 --> 00:14:25,023 Yes, sir! 228 00:14:28,605 --> 00:14:31,960 The visit has been cancelled. They're going to Constanta instead. 229 00:14:34,844 --> 00:14:35,902 Holy shit! 230 00:14:36,044 --> 00:14:37,510 Now you regret it? 231 00:14:37,723 --> 00:14:40,430 After all we did to get ready! 232 00:14:40,843 --> 00:14:41,901 Excuse me. 233 00:14:41,963 --> 00:14:45,648 What do we do with the carousel? 234 00:14:49,082 --> 00:14:50,629 We'll take a spin! 235 00:14:51,481 --> 00:14:53,358 - Come on! - I'm not going on it! 236 00:14:53,481 --> 00:14:57,357 Comrade Mayor, I said everybody! Come on! 237 00:14:57,401 --> 00:15:01,404 Hey, you, grab the coat! Come on, girl! 238 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:05,306 What are we waiting for? 239 00:15:13,718 --> 00:15:15,265 Come on, everybody on! 240 00:15:15,398 --> 00:15:16,706 Us too, boss? 241 00:15:16,838 --> 00:15:19,045 - Comrade Mayor! - He has a bad heart! 242 00:15:19,158 --> 00:15:20,375 Shut up! 243 00:15:20,518 --> 00:15:23,384 Luminita, let's swing together! 244 00:15:24,037 --> 00:15:27,737 Comrade Mayor! I said everybody, I mean everybody! 245 00:15:28,196 --> 00:15:29,823 Everybody on! 246 00:15:34,196 --> 00:15:35,901 Watch out! 247 00:16:19,550 --> 00:16:23,315 Stop it, Florica! Comrade Mayor's chucking up! 248 00:16:23,389 --> 00:16:25,095 Florica! 249 00:16:25,469 --> 00:16:28,414 Stop the carousel, Florica! 250 00:16:28,908 --> 00:16:30,296 Where are you, Florica? 251 00:16:30,668 --> 00:16:32,465 Here I am. 252 00:16:33,388 --> 00:16:36,413 Tell them to stop, Comrade Mayor is dying! 253 00:16:36,427 --> 00:16:38,054 Tell who to stop? 254 00:16:39,787 --> 00:16:41,493 How do you stop this thing? 255 00:16:41,627 --> 00:16:42,763 Press the button! 256 00:16:42,906 --> 00:16:45,022 Who's going to press it? 257 00:16:45,386 --> 00:16:46,694 I don't know. 258 00:16:46,746 --> 00:16:48,862 What are you doing up here, Florica? 259 00:16:49,146 --> 00:16:51,511 You said everybody! 260 00:16:56,825 --> 00:16:58,940 Oh, no! Comrade Mayor has fainted! 261 00:16:59,064 --> 00:17:00,372 Stop the carousel! 262 00:17:01,384 --> 00:17:02,601 Stop the carousel! 263 00:17:02,664 --> 00:17:04,370 Florica! Turn it off! 264 00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:05,891 How? 265 00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:10,460 I can't do anything about it. 266 00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:11,891 How long is it going to spin? 267 00:17:12,102 --> 00:17:13,729 Until it runs out of fuel. 268 00:17:13,862 --> 00:17:15,079 How long? 269 00:17:15,462 --> 00:17:17,669 I filled it up this morning! 270 00:17:21,701 --> 00:17:24,067 Stop it once and for all! 271 00:17:24,181 --> 00:17:26,388 Don't worry! The situation's under control! 272 00:17:26,501 --> 00:17:30,186 Quick, or we'll lose Comrade Mayor! Listen to him croaking! 273 00:17:31,140 --> 00:17:32,357 Give him a slap! 274 00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:35,206 - I can't reach! - He mustn't swallow his tongue! 275 00:17:35,779 --> 00:17:37,406 Gogu, shout for someone to stop us! 276 00:17:37,539 --> 00:17:39,416 Hello! 277 00:17:41,299 --> 00:17:44,984 Not like that! We need to yell together! 278 00:17:46,418 --> 00:17:47,476 Help! 279 00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:53,243 Vasile! 280 00:18:32,332 --> 00:18:33,878 Quiet! 281 00:18:38,411 --> 00:18:39,548 What's ringing? 282 00:18:40,811 --> 00:18:42,437 Are they calling us? 283 00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:45,255 Comrade Mayor has woken up! 284 00:18:45,930 --> 00:18:47,147 It's alright for some. 285 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:50,076 We work all night and they have a party! 286 00:19:10,007 --> 00:19:12,213 Legend has it they were still spinning 287 00:19:12,246 --> 00:19:14,362 when the motorcade turned up at the village 288 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:21,464 The legend of the Party photographer 289 00:19:36,882 --> 00:19:37,894 This one? 290 00:19:38,362 --> 00:19:40,068 Yes, this one's fine. 291 00:19:40,361 --> 00:19:42,283 Erase the photographer 292 00:19:42,401 --> 00:19:45,632 and lift Comrade Ceausescu to look a bit taller. 293 00:19:45,721 --> 00:19:49,440 Taller? From this angle, he's as tall as the Frenchman. 294 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,067 Stop arguing. 295 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:54,476 Just a bit taller, I said. 296 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:58,269 But first, let's take a cigarette break, get some air. 297 00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:10,739 - Which factory are they from? - Timisoara, near home. 298 00:20:10,837 --> 00:20:12,190 Then give me one. 299 00:20:21,356 --> 00:20:22,709 When I see them coming, 300 00:20:23,036 --> 00:20:24,832 I get shivers down my spine. 301 00:20:24,955 --> 00:20:26,957 Don't start that again, uncle. 302 00:20:27,115 --> 00:20:29,276 My poor father was always prepared... 303 00:20:29,635 --> 00:20:33,479 He knew a black Volga might come to pick him up at any time. 304 00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:35,062 When he thought he was OK... 305 00:20:35,194 --> 00:20:37,196 Yeah, then it came! 306 00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:41,717 You know what? Once you're afraid, they've got you anyway. 307 00:20:42,473 --> 00:20:44,839 I bet you have your suitcase ready... 308 00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:46,341 Should I prepare mine, too? 309 00:20:46,993 --> 00:20:48,505 You can laugh... 310 00:20:48,632 --> 00:20:51,419 Because you're too young to know. 311 00:20:52,392 --> 00:20:53,905 Let's get back to work. 312 00:20:56,871 --> 00:20:57,883 Right. 313 00:20:57,991 --> 00:21:02,211 Except I took out the photographer on this one. 314 00:21:02,270 --> 00:21:03,976 It looks better. 315 00:21:04,390 --> 00:21:07,211 So if it's suitable politically... 316 00:21:07,310 --> 00:21:09,345 - What did you cut out? - The journalist. 317 00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,296 Well done. 318 00:21:12,189 --> 00:21:13,656 You can't even tell. 319 00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:21,707 But Comrade Secretary looks too... He should look a bit taller. 320 00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:26,093 What do you think, Comrade Costache? 321 00:21:26,187 --> 00:21:28,838 Yes, indeed, he should. 322 00:21:29,187 --> 00:21:31,189 I showed you the first version. 323 00:21:31,307 --> 00:21:34,742 Comrade Technician, you're telling me how to do my job? 324 00:21:34,986 --> 00:21:39,069 Comrade Secretary has decided, so just do what you're told! 325 00:21:39,145 --> 00:21:43,479 I apologise for my young colleague, he's new to all this. 326 00:21:43,745 --> 00:21:45,053 We'll retouch it now. 327 00:21:45,185 --> 00:21:46,856 Making him too tall 328 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:50,340 might seem bizarre 329 00:21:50,464 --> 00:21:54,513 compared to how he looks on TV. 330 00:21:54,583 --> 00:21:58,053 It's not for you to judge how Comrade Ceausescu looks on TV. 331 00:21:58,143 --> 00:22:00,350 Enough arguing, Comrades. 332 00:22:00,463 --> 00:22:03,659 Your guidelines are clear. Just follow them! 333 00:22:03,742 --> 00:22:04,800 But the guidelines... 334 00:22:04,942 --> 00:22:07,729 Shut up! You've 15 minutes to retouch it! 335 00:22:10,941 --> 00:22:13,842 Mr. Vesper J'Espaing is coming tomorrow. 336 00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:15,533 - Giscard d'Estaing. - Right. 337 00:22:15,741 --> 00:22:19,961 If we don't concentrate on getting the paper out on time... 338 00:22:20,020 --> 00:22:23,989 Relax, Comrade Secretary, we have the summit's programme. 339 00:22:24,059 --> 00:22:26,766 The editorial's ready, the 2nd and 3rd pages too. 340 00:22:27,579 --> 00:22:30,366 Only the official photo might cause a slight delay. 341 00:22:30,459 --> 00:22:33,200 Go to the airport, take a quick picture, 342 00:22:33,298 --> 00:22:35,254 retouch it and it's ready to print! 343 00:22:35,378 --> 00:22:39,143 Scanteia must reach the workers first thing in the morning. 344 00:22:39,937 --> 00:22:42,644 Comrade Secretary, we'll do our best! 345 00:22:45,856 --> 00:22:48,472 That won't be necessary, I promise. 346 00:22:49,376 --> 00:22:50,547 Comrades... 347 00:23:23,291 --> 00:23:27,295 The motorcade's just been past. Are they here with the picture? 348 00:23:28,011 --> 00:23:29,808 They should be here by now! 349 00:23:56,607 --> 00:23:57,619 Hurry up! 350 00:23:57,687 --> 00:23:59,314 Stop knocking! 351 00:23:59,447 --> 00:24:02,233 Be quiet! Are you crazy? 352 00:24:02,326 --> 00:24:04,169 You want to put me in jail? 353 00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:06,403 You promised to stop mouthing off. 354 00:24:10,045 --> 00:24:11,057 Go on! 355 00:24:11,885 --> 00:24:15,274 Take these upstairs and, please, no more remarks! 356 00:24:23,923 --> 00:24:28,303 Comrades, I propose this one. It fulfils all requirements. 357 00:24:28,363 --> 00:24:31,718 Yes, but this one's quite good, too. 358 00:24:31,802 --> 00:24:34,862 It's your decision, but we must get a move on. 359 00:24:34,962 --> 00:24:39,375 We have to get the presses rolling by 6.30! 360 00:24:42,121 --> 00:24:43,133 The Party... 361 00:24:55,879 --> 00:24:57,187 May I come in? 362 00:24:59,678 --> 00:25:01,111 Yes, come in. 363 00:25:03,478 --> 00:25:05,355 Come in, then! 364 00:25:06,797 --> 00:25:07,604 Come on! 365 00:25:07,797 --> 00:25:09,674 I didn't want to ruin anything. 366 00:25:09,797 --> 00:25:10,809 You haven't. 367 00:25:10,917 --> 00:25:13,863 Come upstairs with all your photos. 368 00:25:15,036 --> 00:25:16,344 What's wrong now? 369 00:25:16,476 --> 00:25:17,738 They'll tell you. 370 00:25:30,194 --> 00:25:31,627 I've told him to shut up! 371 00:25:31,754 --> 00:25:34,734 I don't want any problems just before retiring. 372 00:25:34,834 --> 00:25:38,269 - Comrade Costache is watching him! - Oh, my... 373 00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:43,141 Gentlemen! 374 00:25:46,192 --> 00:25:48,683 Is there a problem? Perhaps I can help. 375 00:25:48,832 --> 00:25:51,732 The problem is all the photos are the same. 376 00:25:55,191 --> 00:25:58,626 But we've already made the Comrade President taller. 377 00:25:58,710 --> 00:26:00,666 Comrade Ceausescu is bare, 378 00:26:07,029 --> 00:26:08,735 Sorry, I meant bareheaded. 379 00:26:08,869 --> 00:26:10,712 And it's "Mr" Giscard d'Estaing! 380 00:26:10,829 --> 00:26:12,865 Sorry, you're right, of course! 381 00:26:13,109 --> 00:26:16,305 But as the Comrade Party Secretary has noted, 382 00:26:16,388 --> 00:26:18,185 it looks like Comrade Ceausescu 383 00:26:18,308 --> 00:26:21,993 is taking his hat off to Mr Giscard d'Estaing. 384 00:26:22,067 --> 00:26:26,071 He's taking his hat off to what Mr Vespar J'espaing represents! 385 00:26:26,147 --> 00:26:27,694 - Giscard d'Estaing. - Right. 386 00:26:28,426 --> 00:26:30,269 A capitalist society. 387 00:26:31,706 --> 00:26:34,038 Why don't we choose another photo? 388 00:26:34,146 --> 00:26:36,397 - They're all the same. - I'll do the talking! 389 00:26:36,505 --> 00:26:37,517 He's right. 390 00:26:38,505 --> 00:26:41,372 It's a mistake. Protocol wasn't followed. 391 00:26:42,265 --> 00:26:46,143 We'll have to find a solution with the pictures we have. 392 00:26:46,224 --> 00:26:49,694 And fast, if not, we'll miss the train for Suceava. 393 00:26:52,063 --> 00:26:57,091 Scanteia must reach our workers before their morning shift! 394 00:26:57,143 --> 00:26:59,019 That's exactly what I meant. 395 00:26:59,142 --> 00:27:01,098 We'll put a hat on Ceausescu. 396 00:27:01,222 --> 00:27:03,383 Or take Giscard d'Estaing's away. 397 00:27:03,502 --> 00:27:05,617 Ideologically, what is better? 398 00:27:05,901 --> 00:27:07,664 Fuck ideology! 399 00:27:09,181 --> 00:27:11,467 Let's just get this sorted! 400 00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:15,456 It'd be quicker to put 401 00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:18,032 a hat on Comrade President's head. 402 00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:19,238 Let's do it! 403 00:27:19,380 --> 00:27:22,246 I'll see the trains wait in the station! 404 00:27:22,339 --> 00:27:25,479 But have the photo on the front page in half an hour! 405 00:27:25,779 --> 00:27:26,791 Yes, sir! 406 00:27:29,778 --> 00:27:33,498 - Long live the Supreme Commander! - Stop that! 407 00:27:36,337 --> 00:27:37,349 Yes. 408 00:27:38,057 --> 00:27:39,649 We're being as quick as we can! 409 00:27:39,977 --> 00:27:40,989 Of course! 410 00:27:41,777 --> 00:27:44,836 No, it's not quite ready, just a few more minutes... 411 00:27:45,736 --> 00:27:47,249 Inform him, yes. 412 00:27:48,056 --> 00:27:49,193 My respects! 413 00:27:50,175 --> 00:27:51,187 What did he say? 414 00:27:51,495 --> 00:27:53,258 The boss is coming down. 415 00:28:30,130 --> 00:28:31,222 Come in! 416 00:28:31,890 --> 00:28:32,902 Is it ready? 417 00:28:33,010 --> 00:28:33,988 You stay there. 418 00:28:34,010 --> 00:28:34,987 He's feeling weak. 419 00:28:35,089 --> 00:28:38,149 - Is it ready? - The first attempt's drying. 420 00:28:38,369 --> 00:28:40,246 - It looks fine. - It's not finished! 421 00:28:40,649 --> 00:28:42,980 Wait! It still needs retouching! 422 00:28:43,088 --> 00:28:45,704 He's got his hat on. Let's go! 423 00:30:31,274 --> 00:30:32,491 Stop the presses! 424 00:30:32,634 --> 00:30:35,500 - Stop? - Yes! And stop loading outside! 425 00:30:35,593 --> 00:30:37,549 - You'll take responsibility? - Yes! 426 00:30:37,673 --> 00:30:39,675 Stop the presses! 427 00:30:47,951 --> 00:30:49,953 They left the hat in his hand too! 428 00:30:53,511 --> 00:30:55,762 You sent it to the Party? 429 00:30:56,950 --> 00:31:00,386 Yes. The first copies that came out. 430 00:31:02,550 --> 00:31:04,426 But I've stopped printing. 431 00:31:33,705 --> 00:31:35,093 You're taking a taxi? 432 00:31:35,225 --> 00:31:38,046 No. I'll walk to the metro station. 433 00:31:41,704 --> 00:31:42,841 And you? 434 00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:46,044 I'll take a taxi. I'm exhausted after today. 435 00:31:50,383 --> 00:31:51,975 What's the matter? 436 00:32:25,978 --> 00:32:26,990 Good morning. 437 00:32:29,138 --> 00:32:30,981 Throw all the papers down! 438 00:32:32,057 --> 00:32:33,684 You help him! 439 00:32:38,057 --> 00:32:39,114 Hurry up! 440 00:32:42,536 --> 00:32:43,753 That's the lot. 441 00:32:51,375 --> 00:32:52,728 Let's go. 442 00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:45,213 Legend has it that it was the only time 443 00:33:45,328 --> 00:33:47,943 Scanteia didn't reach the workers 444 00:33:52,366 --> 00:33:55,152 The legend of the zealous activist 445 00:33:56,365 --> 00:33:57,673 Dear Comrades, 446 00:33:57,805 --> 00:34:02,184 allow me to present Comrade Decebal Stoenescu. 447 00:34:11,003 --> 00:34:12,015 Comrades! 448 00:34:13,163 --> 00:34:17,542 You've worked hard, followed instructions, 449 00:34:17,602 --> 00:34:19,809 have even surpassed most of the Plan's targets, 450 00:34:25,121 --> 00:34:27,942 Allow me, though, Comrades 451 00:34:28,521 --> 00:34:30,226 to express my disappointment 452 00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:37,803 In the Party's fight to eradicate illiteracy, 453 00:34:37,919 --> 00:34:41,355 it is precisely our county, your county, 454 00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:44,466 which gave our country great minds such as Ciupercescu, 455 00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:47,209 Vladeanu, Boeriu, 456 00:34:47,638 --> 00:34:48,650 Mintoc, 457 00:34:48,718 --> 00:34:50,674 that now figures worst. 458 00:34:50,798 --> 00:34:53,004 It has the highest level 459 00:34:53,117 --> 00:34:56,393 of illiteracy in villages and small towns. 460 00:34:56,837 --> 00:35:01,250 Comrades, communism is not built in offices, 461 00:35:02,436 --> 00:35:03,983 but on the ground 462 00:35:07,995 --> 00:35:11,715 to wipe out illiteracy. 463 00:35:22,633 --> 00:35:24,100 Dear Comrades, 464 00:35:24,633 --> 00:35:28,433 Dear Comrade Secretary Decebal Stoenescu, 465 00:35:28,513 --> 00:35:31,572 I swear before you, 466 00:35:31,672 --> 00:35:33,219 and everybody here 467 00:35:33,752 --> 00:35:37,676 that we will do our utmost to wipe out illiteracy 468 00:35:37,751 --> 00:35:40,652 in the villages and rural localities of our county 469 00:35:40,751 --> 00:35:43,402 by the end of the year. 470 00:35:46,390 --> 00:35:50,394 Comrades, it is the duty of every young activist 471 00:35:50,470 --> 00:35:52,391 to be actively involved 472 00:35:52,509 --> 00:35:57,572 in educating the villages and towns that have been left behind. 473 00:35:57,629 --> 00:36:01,098 I am convinced that each one of them will go out 474 00:36:01,188 --> 00:36:04,908 in order to accomplish this great goal. 475 00:36:34,744 --> 00:36:36,620 The rain's washed the road away. 476 00:36:41,183 --> 00:36:42,354 Is it much further? 477 00:36:42,503 --> 00:36:44,265 See that pylon? 478 00:36:45,062 --> 00:36:46,825 Head for it, take the road, 479 00:36:47,262 --> 00:36:49,913 go over the hill and you'll come to the village. 480 00:36:50,022 --> 00:36:51,329 About 7 kilometres. 481 00:37:04,260 --> 00:37:05,397 That way? 482 00:37:06,459 --> 00:37:07,926 Straight ahead! 483 00:38:49,726 --> 00:38:50,783 Good day! 484 00:38:51,645 --> 00:38:52,998 Good day! 485 00:38:53,445 --> 00:38:55,561 Do you have something to fix this? 486 00:38:56,085 --> 00:38:58,086 A bit of rope or something... 487 00:39:04,444 --> 00:39:06,855 A piece of wire. Great! 488 00:39:08,283 --> 00:39:09,830 Do you have some water? 489 00:39:17,602 --> 00:39:19,115 Piece of crap. 490 00:39:20,081 --> 00:39:21,298 Thanks. 491 00:39:24,721 --> 00:39:25,858 Buttermilk? 492 00:39:26,001 --> 00:39:27,262 You don't have water? 493 00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:32,652 What you're doing, Comrade, is dangerous. 494 00:39:36,279 --> 00:39:37,541 Is Adancata that way? 495 00:39:40,999 --> 00:39:42,954 Are you dumb? 496 00:39:44,838 --> 00:39:46,760 I have a sore throat. 497 00:39:47,598 --> 00:39:48,951 A draft? 498 00:39:51,037 --> 00:39:52,880 From ice cream, 499 00:39:53,237 --> 00:39:55,034 that my grandson brought. 500 00:39:57,676 --> 00:39:59,189 Thanks. 501 00:40:05,195 --> 00:40:06,787 Comrade Curelea, 502 00:40:06,915 --> 00:40:10,146 Our biggest problem is that we lack electricity. 503 00:40:10,635 --> 00:40:13,376 It comes and goes. 504 00:40:13,514 --> 00:40:15,141 Here, we don't have... 505 00:40:15,754 --> 00:40:17,062 Hello, Radu! 506 00:40:17,194 --> 00:40:19,525 Without it, there's no clinic, no school, 507 00:40:19,633 --> 00:40:22,454 and when it rains heavily 508 00:40:22,593 --> 00:40:24,925 it takes a week to get back to normal. 509 00:40:25,033 --> 00:40:26,249 Hello. 510 00:40:26,392 --> 00:40:29,338 You saw for yourself the state of the roads. 511 00:40:29,432 --> 00:40:31,684 - Lovely sheep! - Yes! 512 00:40:31,912 --> 00:40:34,891 Last year, there was a pregnant woman. 513 00:40:35,231 --> 00:40:38,780 Comrade, I sent her to the clinic on a cart. 514 00:40:39,431 --> 00:40:42,376 She gave birth in the fields! 515 00:40:42,590 --> 00:40:45,457 I'm well aware of this, Comrade Mayor, 516 00:40:45,550 --> 00:40:49,144 but you don't need electricity to study. 517 00:40:49,229 --> 00:40:51,311 Didn't our parents study by lamplight? 518 00:40:51,629 --> 00:40:53,472 You're absolutely right. 519 00:40:53,589 --> 00:40:56,819 I promise by the end of the year, 520 00:40:56,908 --> 00:40:59,524 we'll redouble our efforts 521 00:40:59,628 --> 00:41:03,347 to convince parents to send their kids to school more often. 522 00:41:03,427 --> 00:41:05,634 By cart, on horse, however they can. 523 00:41:05,747 --> 00:41:06,918 No, Comrade Mayor, 524 00:41:07,067 --> 00:41:11,560 not only kids. All workers should reap the fruit of education. 525 00:41:11,706 --> 00:41:12,718 Indeed. 526 00:41:18,066 --> 00:41:20,477 We have a room ready for you. 527 00:41:22,105 --> 00:41:26,108 It's nothing special, but... You are staying the night? 528 00:41:26,384 --> 00:41:29,933 Comrade Mayor, I'll stay as long as necessary. 529 00:41:30,224 --> 00:41:32,067 I want to see the results myself. 530 00:41:33,183 --> 00:41:34,730 We must make sacrifices! 531 00:41:34,863 --> 00:41:38,458 Until a young activist is sent to take care of it, 532 00:41:38,543 --> 00:41:39,760 I'm responsible. 533 00:41:40,023 --> 00:41:43,219 Comrade Curelea, we don't even have a schoolroom. 534 00:41:45,982 --> 00:41:47,495 Here's fine! 535 00:41:47,622 --> 00:41:49,873 What do I need so much space for? 536 00:41:49,981 --> 00:41:51,198 I can sleep anywhere. 537 00:41:54,461 --> 00:41:55,552 It's perfect. 538 00:41:55,820 --> 00:41:58,721 It's perfect. We'll put that bed here. 539 00:42:00,260 --> 00:42:02,342 I'm sure we'll work well together. 540 00:42:02,460 --> 00:42:06,008 Spread the word that anyone illiterate should come tomorrow. 541 00:42:06,099 --> 00:42:08,920 - Party's orders. - I understand. 542 00:42:09,419 --> 00:42:11,010 Good people! 543 00:42:12,018 --> 00:42:14,054 The Comrade Mayor announces 544 00:42:14,738 --> 00:42:18,127 that all illiterate people 545 00:42:18,697 --> 00:42:20,779 must come to the village hall on Monday, 546 00:42:20,897 --> 00:42:23,309 for comrade activist classes. 547 00:42:24,457 --> 00:42:26,708 Good day, Ion. 548 00:42:26,816 --> 00:42:29,717 Ion, the mayor made an announcement. 549 00:42:29,816 --> 00:42:32,306 You must send your grandson to the village hall. 550 00:42:32,415 --> 00:42:33,427 What for? 551 00:42:33,455 --> 00:42:36,242 To learn to read. An order from the county. 552 00:42:36,335 --> 00:42:37,347 OK. 553 00:42:49,533 --> 00:42:50,625 Good day, children. 554 00:42:51,373 --> 00:42:53,705 Good day. 555 00:42:56,172 --> 00:42:58,504 They're all here, Comrade Mayor? 556 00:42:59,212 --> 00:43:00,600 All those that have come. 557 00:43:03,411 --> 00:43:05,413 An illiteracy rate of 10%. 558 00:43:05,851 --> 00:43:07,113 Where are the others? 559 00:43:11,250 --> 00:43:14,356 Some are dead, others are with their animals. 560 00:43:14,450 --> 00:43:16,815 There isn't a single adult. 561 00:43:17,569 --> 00:43:19,161 Comrade Curelea, 562 00:43:19,689 --> 00:43:21,202 there's another factor. 563 00:43:21,489 --> 00:43:25,117 People are ashamed to learn with kids. 564 00:43:25,208 --> 00:43:26,266 You understand? 565 00:43:30,008 --> 00:43:32,373 We'll start with the kids. 566 00:43:32,487 --> 00:43:34,523 In 2 hours, I want a hall full of adults. 567 00:43:34,647 --> 00:43:36,353 No matter their age! 568 00:43:40,606 --> 00:43:41,618 Children... 569 00:43:45,246 --> 00:43:46,258 Comrade Mayor... 570 00:43:46,326 --> 00:43:48,441 I'm busy. 571 00:43:48,565 --> 00:43:50,328 Come back in two hours. 572 00:43:50,445 --> 00:43:51,912 Bring your sister-in-law, 573 00:43:52,045 --> 00:43:54,251 your sister and anyone else 574 00:43:54,364 --> 00:43:56,207 who's at home. 575 00:44:00,724 --> 00:44:02,725 - Good day, Ion. - Hello! 576 00:44:03,003 --> 00:44:04,095 Lon, 577 00:44:04,763 --> 00:44:05,855 Comrade Mayor 578 00:44:06,323 --> 00:44:07,631 wants you at the hall. 579 00:44:07,763 --> 00:44:08,774 What for? 580 00:44:08,842 --> 00:44:10,434 Literacy, they call it. 581 00:44:10,482 --> 00:44:12,689 The Comrade wants to educate us. 582 00:44:13,162 --> 00:44:16,551 But if everyone can write, who'll watch the sheep? 583 00:44:16,641 --> 00:44:18,677 "Those who come to the village hall," 584 00:44:18,881 --> 00:44:20,348 said Comrade Mayor, 585 00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:25,003 Let the kids go to school, 586 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,812 we're past it. 587 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:29,953 Here, 588 00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:33,585 for the gentleman. Some good cheese. 589 00:44:41,958 --> 00:44:43,175 Take it when you leave. 590 00:44:43,318 --> 00:44:45,081 I'm not leaving for a week! 591 00:44:45,278 --> 00:44:46,289 I have a mission. 592 00:44:48,437 --> 00:44:49,870 Anything else? 593 00:44:49,997 --> 00:44:54,251 Anybody who's sent presents instead of coming to school 594 00:44:54,396 --> 00:44:57,047 must come tomorrow, or I'll send the police! 595 00:44:57,676 --> 00:44:59,792 I understand. 596 00:45:00,316 --> 00:45:01,668 Dear Comrades, 597 00:45:01,795 --> 00:45:06,289 our Party ensures free education for every citizen. 598 00:45:07,235 --> 00:45:10,214 The world is full of dangers. 599 00:45:10,314 --> 00:45:13,511 We can only avoid them through education. 600 00:45:13,634 --> 00:45:15,919 Here we have 601 00:45:16,273 --> 00:45:17,979 a matchbox. 602 00:45:18,393 --> 00:45:20,759 What is written? 603 00:45:28,872 --> 00:45:31,897 Yes, but what does it say here? 604 00:45:32,551 --> 00:45:33,688 Anybody? 605 00:45:37,351 --> 00:45:38,658 I'll tell you. 606 00:45:39,110 --> 00:45:42,580 "Keep out of the reach of children" 607 00:45:43,590 --> 00:45:45,216 Do you know how many fires 608 00:45:45,709 --> 00:45:49,634 are caused by children playing with matches every year? 609 00:45:49,709 --> 00:45:51,097 No. 610 00:45:51,629 --> 00:45:52,640 Lots! 611 00:45:52,788 --> 00:45:55,530 Innocents shouldn't be sacrificed because of 612 00:45:55,628 --> 00:45:57,141 parental ignorance. 613 00:45:57,268 --> 00:45:58,485 Let's learn the alphabet, 614 00:45:58,628 --> 00:46:01,653 and how to keep out of danger. 615 00:46:03,907 --> 00:46:06,967 Comrade Teacher taught us petrol is dangerous. 616 00:46:07,067 --> 00:46:10,297 If a barn catches fire, we mustn't throw water on it. 617 00:46:16,385 --> 00:46:17,397 Take this. 618 00:46:18,865 --> 00:46:21,151 Grandad, this can is no good. 619 00:46:21,505 --> 00:46:22,766 What's wrong with it? 620 00:46:26,224 --> 00:46:27,236 Let's see. 621 00:46:30,303 --> 00:46:32,339 It's fine. 622 00:46:32,943 --> 00:46:36,413 S-H-E-E-P. 623 00:46:36,503 --> 00:46:38,208 Sheep. 624 00:46:38,422 --> 00:46:41,892 Come on, Comrades, louder, a bit of enthusiasm. 625 00:46:41,982 --> 00:46:45,257 The kids are putting you to shame. 626 00:46:45,341 --> 00:46:47,673 Fine. Homework for tomorrow. 627 00:46:47,901 --> 00:46:51,450 Write three sentences in your notebooks, 628 00:46:51,541 --> 00:46:54,930 from a book, a newspaper or something from home. 629 00:46:55,020 --> 00:46:56,942 - Understood? - Yes. 630 00:46:57,060 --> 00:46:59,311 You didn't bring your grandfather? 631 00:46:59,419 --> 00:47:01,296 He said he had to milk the sheep! 632 00:47:01,419 --> 00:47:02,431 Comrade Topala! 633 00:47:09,018 --> 00:47:11,919 Do-not-touch 634 00:47:13,658 --> 00:47:18,037 or-fallen-wires. Danger. 635 00:47:19,817 --> 00:47:21,977 Can you die if you touch the pylon? 636 00:47:22,096 --> 00:47:23,484 Not at all. 637 00:47:23,616 --> 00:47:27,211 Comrade Teacher told us not to touch an electrocuted person. 638 00:47:27,296 --> 00:47:29,058 We could be electrocuted too. 639 00:47:29,295 --> 00:47:31,707 - The Comrade isn't a teacher. - So what is he? 640 00:47:32,615 --> 00:47:33,627 An activist. 641 00:47:34,375 --> 00:47:35,808 What's an activist? 642 00:47:36,974 --> 00:47:38,521 Tudorut, you're too little. 643 00:47:38,654 --> 00:47:41,600 You'll understand when you grow up. 644 00:47:41,734 --> 00:47:42,905 Hello, Ion. 645 00:47:43,054 --> 00:47:45,624 Hello. Are you on holiday? 646 00:47:46,773 --> 00:47:50,322 I'm sorry, you have to go to school tomorrow. 647 00:47:50,973 --> 00:47:53,839 It's better if you come willingly. 648 00:47:56,332 --> 00:47:58,777 For God's sake! 649 00:47:59,451 --> 00:48:00,759 Get out of here! 650 00:48:02,691 --> 00:48:04,204 - Moise. - Yes. 651 00:48:04,891 --> 00:48:06,687 - Gavrila. - Yes. 652 00:48:07,690 --> 00:48:08,907 Burgheala. 653 00:48:10,090 --> 00:48:11,261 Acasandrei. 654 00:48:13,529 --> 00:48:14,541 Acasandrei! 655 00:48:14,889 --> 00:48:16,026 He's not here. 656 00:48:16,169 --> 00:48:17,181 Fine. 657 00:48:17,289 --> 00:48:18,836 Then I'll go get him. 658 00:48:21,128 --> 00:48:23,540 - Check the homework. - Yes, Comrade! 659 00:49:13,081 --> 00:49:15,732 - What? - The Comrade Teacher's electrocuted! 660 00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:23,508 Look! 661 00:49:28,359 --> 00:49:29,371 Lon! 662 00:49:33,119 --> 00:49:36,144 Knowing Comrade Georgian Curelea 663 00:49:36,518 --> 00:49:39,305 has been a blessing for our village. 664 00:49:40,198 --> 00:49:43,917 He's opened our eyes to the dangers around us 665 00:49:43,997 --> 00:49:45,794 and taught us 666 00:49:45,917 --> 00:49:49,546 how to be true citizens of our country. 667 00:49:50,316 --> 00:49:54,002 Even though he has left us far too soon, 668 00:49:54,436 --> 00:49:56,358 we will continue our fight, 669 00:49:56,476 --> 00:50:01,185 with all our strength, against ignorance. 670 00:50:03,675 --> 00:50:05,062 Dear Comrades, 671 00:50:05,874 --> 00:50:07,830 thank you 672 00:50:08,754 --> 00:50:11,120 for your hospitality. 673 00:50:11,234 --> 00:50:13,030 I'm sure you now love learning! 674 00:50:13,273 --> 00:50:14,490 Yes! 675 00:50:15,633 --> 00:50:18,693 And I'm sure you will continue studying 676 00:50:18,873 --> 00:50:20,499 with Comrade Teacher Adriana. 677 00:50:23,032 --> 00:50:24,659 Comrade Mayor 678 00:50:25,032 --> 00:50:27,682 will present you with your diplomas. 679 00:50:28,111 --> 00:50:30,033 All the best! 680 00:50:48,309 --> 00:50:50,560 - Hello, Ion! - Hello, Dumitre! 681 00:51:23,544 --> 00:51:25,307 Legend has it by the end of the year, 682 00:51:25,424 --> 00:51:27,709 the village reported a literacy rate of 99% 683 00:51:32,950 --> 00:51:35,691 The legend of the greedy policeman 684 00:51:52,907 --> 00:51:54,613 Come along, on the double. 685 00:51:55,747 --> 00:51:56,963 - Good morning. - Hello. 686 00:51:57,106 --> 00:51:58,459 Is your father home? 687 00:51:58,586 --> 00:52:00,019 He's gone to change the gas cylinder. 688 00:52:00,146 --> 00:52:01,852 He took mine too. 689 00:52:01,986 --> 00:52:04,067 I don't want to see you without your hat. 690 00:52:04,425 --> 00:52:06,097 Your mother made the sandwiches? 691 00:52:06,225 --> 00:52:07,692 - What sort? - Sibiu salami. 692 00:52:10,824 --> 00:52:12,257 - What's your first class? - History. 693 00:52:12,744 --> 00:52:14,291 With Comrade Vasilescu? 694 00:52:15,984 --> 00:52:17,042 Hold on, 695 00:52:17,944 --> 00:52:19,331 she's given the tests back? 696 00:52:19,783 --> 00:52:20,795 History? Well... 697 00:52:21,303 --> 00:52:22,315 No, no! Not yet! 698 00:52:22,423 --> 00:52:23,936 Come on! Off to school! 699 00:52:26,062 --> 00:52:27,984 - Careful crossing the road. - OK. 700 00:52:28,102 --> 00:52:30,388 Smoking those smelly things again! 701 00:52:43,220 --> 00:52:45,552 What time did they get here? 702 00:52:45,900 --> 00:52:46,912 Morning. 703 00:52:53,259 --> 00:52:54,692 I have two bottles. 704 00:53:10,176 --> 00:53:13,077 Whose is the other cap? 705 00:53:13,256 --> 00:53:15,668 My neighbor's, Alexa, from the first floor. 706 00:53:15,776 --> 00:53:18,801 The policeman? Is he a Captain? 707 00:53:18,895 --> 00:53:20,487 No, a Sergeant. 708 00:53:20,615 --> 00:53:22,287 Why didn't he come himself? 709 00:53:22,415 --> 00:53:24,121 He has trouble getting out of bed? 710 00:53:24,375 --> 00:53:26,535 We help each other out. 711 00:53:27,454 --> 00:53:29,536 If we have a test, 712 00:53:29,654 --> 00:53:30,916 will you help me out? 713 00:53:31,814 --> 00:53:34,225 Go on, my marks are bad. 714 00:53:34,813 --> 00:53:37,600 - Don't be like that. - Yes, I'll help you! 715 00:53:44,172 --> 00:53:46,823 - You going to Georgiana's party? - I'm not invited. 716 00:53:46,932 --> 00:53:48,068 I am. 717 00:53:48,571 --> 00:53:50,903 If you give her your sandwich every day... 718 00:53:51,051 --> 00:53:52,723 You're stupid. She likes me. 719 00:53:52,851 --> 00:53:55,011 Yeah, sure she does. 720 00:54:01,730 --> 00:54:04,141 Let me copy your maths. 721 00:54:04,249 --> 00:54:05,796 Don't do it exactly the same! 722 00:54:05,929 --> 00:54:06,941 I'll change it. 723 00:54:09,928 --> 00:54:13,034 Good morning! 724 00:54:13,288 --> 00:54:16,394 Comrade Vasilescu is absent, so we'll do physics, OK? 725 00:54:16,488 --> 00:54:17,135 Yes. 726 00:54:17,207 --> 00:54:18,344 First the anthem. 727 00:54:18,847 --> 00:54:19,859 Georgiana. 728 00:54:19,967 --> 00:54:21,594 Two, three and... 729 00:54:21,727 --> 00:54:24,139 Three colours 730 00:54:24,246 --> 00:54:26,988 I know in the world 731 00:54:27,246 --> 00:54:32,035 That recall a noble people 732 00:54:32,365 --> 00:54:34,617 Known 733 00:54:34,725 --> 00:54:38,354 for courage 734 00:54:38,445 --> 00:54:42,448 In battle victorious 735 00:54:54,242 --> 00:54:55,254 Who's absent? 736 00:54:56,162 --> 00:54:57,550 Today, there are six. 737 00:54:57,682 --> 00:54:59,195 - Who? - Busuioc. 738 00:55:02,561 --> 00:55:05,428 - What's wrong with him? - His mother's sick. 739 00:55:06,041 --> 00:55:07,838 - Who else? - Marin. 740 00:55:07,961 --> 00:55:10,292 Want some? It's with mortadella. 741 00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:12,912 - What's his problem? - He has a cold. 742 00:55:17,519 --> 00:55:18,531 With Sibiu salami. 743 00:55:18,639 --> 00:55:20,641 - Who else? - Tomescu. 744 00:55:26,198 --> 00:55:28,814 Loredana! Put that banana away! 745 00:55:29,598 --> 00:55:31,599 You're making the others hungry. 746 00:55:36,317 --> 00:55:37,534 Get out a piece of paper. 747 00:55:40,636 --> 00:55:42,718 First subject: States of matter. 748 00:55:43,036 --> 00:55:44,424 Everybody's writing? 749 00:55:45,076 --> 00:55:47,942 And second: The gaseous state. 750 00:55:48,035 --> 00:55:49,047 Will you help me? 751 00:55:50,715 --> 00:55:52,068 My marks are bad... 752 00:55:52,795 --> 00:55:54,591 Sibiu salami, right? 753 00:55:54,714 --> 00:55:57,581 Sorry, I won't do it again. You forgive me? 754 00:56:01,233 --> 00:56:04,213 I'll bring you some pork rind tomorrow. 755 00:56:04,553 --> 00:56:06,555 - Pork rind? You're a liar! - I'm not! 756 00:56:06,673 --> 00:56:09,004 My uncle, Fane, is bringing my father a pig. 757 00:56:09,392 --> 00:56:11,269 Alexa, turn round! 758 00:56:12,032 --> 00:56:13,203 Four: 759 00:56:13,832 --> 00:56:16,197 Factors that influence temperature. 760 00:56:16,871 --> 00:56:17,883 Rind... 761 00:56:18,431 --> 00:56:19,648 and sausages... 762 00:56:20,031 --> 00:56:21,703 and the pig's ear. 763 00:56:21,951 --> 00:56:23,212 Stop it, back there! 764 00:56:42,068 --> 00:56:44,514 - Good afternoon! - Hello. 765 00:56:52,387 --> 00:56:53,557 Shrimps? 766 00:56:53,866 --> 00:56:55,003 Frozen sardines. 767 00:56:58,866 --> 00:57:00,742 Any pork for Christmas? 768 00:57:00,865 --> 00:57:02,002 No. 769 00:57:02,625 --> 00:57:05,367 Drop by tomorrow. I'll have some pork shank. 770 00:57:05,465 --> 00:57:06,602 At what time? 771 00:57:08,624 --> 00:57:12,845 Look what I found the kids for Christmas. 772 00:57:13,304 --> 00:57:14,362 Well done! 773 00:57:15,423 --> 00:57:16,856 What a feat! 774 00:57:31,861 --> 00:57:33,169 Dad! 775 00:57:36,621 --> 00:57:37,393 What is it? 776 00:57:37,460 --> 00:57:38,893 Uncle Fane's here! 777 00:57:47,819 --> 00:57:49,525 - How are you doing? - Fine. 778 00:57:49,659 --> 00:57:51,206 - Hello! - Good evening. 779 00:57:51,339 --> 00:57:53,829 - Where's your father? - On his way down. 780 00:57:55,218 --> 00:57:56,731 - How are you? - Fine. 781 00:57:57,178 --> 00:57:58,975 Still want to be a doctor? 782 00:57:59,098 --> 00:58:00,155 - Your mother? - Fine. 783 00:58:00,297 --> 00:58:01,309 Hello. 784 00:58:02,657 --> 00:58:05,888 Quick, I can't drive after midnight with the restrictions. 785 00:58:05,977 --> 00:58:07,284 What the... 786 00:58:09,136 --> 00:58:10,148 Shut it! 787 00:58:10,616 --> 00:58:11,628 What? 788 00:58:15,615 --> 00:58:16,832 What the hell is that? 789 00:58:17,775 --> 00:58:19,652 It's a pig! 790 00:58:20,295 --> 00:58:21,466 It's alive. 791 00:58:21,734 --> 00:58:23,326 So the doctor can see it's fresh. 792 00:58:23,574 --> 00:58:25,860 - What can I do with a live pig? - Slaughter it. 793 00:58:26,014 --> 00:58:27,811 Where? In front of the block? 794 00:58:28,414 --> 00:58:30,495 Want the neighbors to kill me before Christmas? 795 00:58:34,733 --> 00:58:35,825 Hello. 796 00:58:36,412 --> 00:58:38,778 Your brother-in-law's brought a live pig. 797 00:58:43,452 --> 00:58:45,328 Goodness, it's fat! 798 00:58:45,531 --> 00:58:48,056 Half for you, half for the doctor 799 00:58:48,211 --> 00:58:50,213 who's tutoring Viviana. 800 00:58:50,411 --> 00:58:52,981 How do we go about slaughtering it? 801 00:58:53,090 --> 00:58:55,092 Fane, why did you bring it alive? 802 00:58:55,610 --> 00:58:58,226 So the doctor can see it's "fresh"! 803 00:58:58,330 --> 00:59:00,741 Get inside! Go and do your homework! 804 00:59:02,049 --> 00:59:04,995 And take Mircea with you! Go on, Mircea, scram. 805 00:59:05,649 --> 00:59:08,094 Let's take it upstairs and then we'll see! 806 00:59:08,928 --> 00:59:10,691 Check nobody's around. 807 00:59:12,008 --> 00:59:13,679 You take the front legs. 808 00:59:13,807 --> 00:59:16,378 - Does it bite? - It's not a dog! 809 00:59:16,487 --> 00:59:20,821 - I don't know, out of fear! - No, no, he's tame. 810 00:59:25,966 --> 00:59:27,137 Put it down! 811 00:59:30,285 --> 00:59:32,048 - Shall we untie it? - No, bring the blanket. 812 00:59:32,165 --> 00:59:34,690 We'll put it on the blanket. 813 00:59:34,805 --> 00:59:35,896 Hold the door. 814 00:59:36,684 --> 00:59:38,970 - Costica! - Leave it here. 815 00:59:41,004 --> 00:59:42,016 That's it. 816 00:59:44,123 --> 00:59:47,069 Talk to him, say his name. 817 00:59:50,922 --> 00:59:52,059 Costica! 818 00:59:52,402 --> 00:59:53,915 You drive me crazy! 819 00:59:57,282 --> 00:59:58,828 Wait, wait! 820 00:59:59,561 --> 01:00:00,573 One, two... 821 01:00:25,838 --> 01:00:27,430 Easy! Leave it here. 822 01:00:37,236 --> 01:00:38,863 It's waking the whole neighborhood! 823 01:00:39,196 --> 01:00:40,993 I'll be arrested. 824 01:00:42,036 --> 01:00:44,447 Fane, what have you done to me? 825 01:00:44,795 --> 01:00:47,582 It squeals if you look at it, never mind killing it! 826 01:00:54,154 --> 01:00:56,975 If we turn the TV up, will they hear then? 827 01:00:57,234 --> 01:00:59,110 Of course they will! 828 01:00:59,273 --> 01:01:03,277 We can't slaughter it. It'll squeal the whole block awake. 829 01:01:06,672 --> 01:01:08,378 What if we strangle it? 830 01:01:10,112 --> 01:01:11,170 Lon? 831 01:01:11,952 --> 01:01:13,987 How about shooting it? 832 01:01:21,510 --> 01:01:22,647 Go do your homework. 833 01:01:23,070 --> 01:01:24,207 I've done it. 834 01:01:24,510 --> 01:01:26,023 Do it again! 835 01:01:35,908 --> 01:01:36,920 Danut! 836 01:01:48,307 --> 01:01:50,672 - What's up? - The pig's alive. 837 01:01:50,786 --> 01:01:52,583 I'm not sure they'll kill it tonight. 838 01:01:52,706 --> 01:01:56,392 I don't care. You said you'd bring rind tomorrow! 839 01:01:56,466 --> 01:01:58,137 What if they don't kill it by tomorrow? 840 01:01:58,265 --> 01:02:00,028 That's your problem. 841 01:02:02,425 --> 01:02:03,437 So? 842 01:02:03,465 --> 01:02:05,170 I've untied it. 843 01:02:08,264 --> 01:02:09,697 - Where's Uncle Fane? - He left. 844 01:02:10,384 --> 01:02:11,396 I've an idea... 845 01:02:12,023 --> 01:02:14,355 Get out and don't let me set eyes on you. 846 01:02:14,863 --> 01:02:16,706 Let him speak. What is it? 847 01:02:17,223 --> 01:02:18,394 How about gassing him? 848 01:02:23,462 --> 01:02:25,544 Go to your room and do your homework! 849 01:02:25,742 --> 01:02:28,357 You want us to set the apartment on fire? 850 01:02:28,581 --> 01:02:31,812 After, we open the windows and the butane goes out. 851 01:02:32,021 --> 01:02:33,488 Because it's lighter than air. 852 01:02:34,100 --> 01:02:36,716 We did it today at school. 853 01:02:37,700 --> 01:02:40,407 See what they teach them at school! 854 01:02:40,500 --> 01:02:41,511 You heard? 855 01:02:41,539 --> 01:02:42,551 Off you go! 856 01:02:55,418 --> 01:02:56,429 Listen... 857 01:02:56,977 --> 01:02:59,229 Get the bottle from Grigore's. 858 01:02:59,417 --> 01:03:01,988 At this hour? He'll want to know what it's for! 859 01:03:02,097 --> 01:03:04,052 So? Tell him! 860 01:03:04,656 --> 01:03:08,171 What? That I'm gassing a pig? Are you serious? 861 01:03:08,256 --> 01:03:10,871 No! Say you're burning the hair off! 862 01:03:10,975 --> 01:03:12,772 We'll have to share some with him too! 863 01:03:13,895 --> 01:03:16,147 Then tell him we need to bake a cake. 864 01:03:16,575 --> 01:03:19,600 Two weeks before Christmas? Great idea! 865 01:03:21,134 --> 01:03:22,226 Mircea! 866 01:03:34,812 --> 01:03:36,894 - What? - Do you have Purfix at home? 867 01:03:37,012 --> 01:03:38,024 What's that? 868 01:03:38,132 --> 01:03:41,191 Purfix tape. For insulating windows. 869 01:03:41,291 --> 01:03:43,623 - What do you need it for? - I need it. 870 01:03:43,931 --> 01:03:45,398 Let me have a look. 871 01:04:18,646 --> 01:04:20,352 - What's that for? - I need it. 872 01:04:20,486 --> 01:04:22,158 - What for? - For school. 873 01:04:22,286 --> 01:04:24,698 - Wash your hands, dinner's ready. - OK. 874 01:04:29,205 --> 01:04:30,217 It's Ion. 875 01:04:32,165 --> 01:04:33,335 - Good evening. - Come in. 876 01:04:33,484 --> 01:04:37,113 Sorry to bother you this late. I need the gas cylinder. 877 01:04:37,204 --> 01:04:38,910 - You did fill it? - Of course. 878 01:04:40,003 --> 01:04:41,265 - Hello! - Good evening. 879 01:04:41,403 --> 01:04:43,246 I'd have brought it, but you said there was no hurry. 880 01:04:43,363 --> 01:04:45,695 The kids had a class today about butane gas. 881 01:04:45,803 --> 01:04:49,852 I want to show my boy how it works. His marks aren't good. 882 01:04:49,922 --> 01:04:51,924 You're so lucky with Mircea. 883 01:04:52,602 --> 01:04:55,172 Careful, they leak sometimes. 884 01:04:55,281 --> 01:04:56,987 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 885 01:05:37,076 --> 01:05:38,088 Costica! 886 01:05:38,196 --> 01:05:42,416 Let's herd him into the kitchen. 887 01:05:42,475 --> 01:05:44,807 - He's so hairy! - That's how pigs are. 888 01:05:44,915 --> 01:05:46,541 The ones I've seen were bald. 889 01:05:46,674 --> 01:05:48,517 Those already had the hair burned off. 890 01:06:14,031 --> 01:06:15,248 Close the door! 891 01:06:19,710 --> 01:06:21,746 Well done. He's in. 892 01:06:23,110 --> 01:06:24,371 How are we going to burn the hair? 893 01:06:24,709 --> 01:06:27,689 Let's see him stretched out on the table first. 894 01:06:27,789 --> 01:06:29,097 I'm so scared! 895 01:06:30,149 --> 01:06:35,051 Turn off the lights and don't strike any matches. 896 01:06:36,028 --> 01:06:37,700 Everything will be OK. 897 01:06:37,828 --> 01:06:40,853 Please, take out the fuse! 898 01:06:42,107 --> 01:06:45,087 Get out of my way! Move it! 899 01:06:51,146 --> 01:06:53,761 - I feel sorry for him. - As if you didn't eat aspic! 900 01:06:54,145 --> 01:06:57,581 No, we'll make sausages with him. 901 01:06:57,665 --> 01:06:58,927 - And blood sausage? - Definitely! 902 01:06:59,065 --> 01:07:00,077 What was that? 903 01:07:00,225 --> 01:07:01,987 I think that's for the plugs. 904 01:07:02,104 --> 01:07:04,356 Unplug everything. It's safer. 905 01:07:04,464 --> 01:07:05,635 The freezer will defrost. 906 01:07:05,784 --> 01:07:08,036 So what? Let's be on the safe side. 907 01:07:08,343 --> 01:07:11,130 I'm scared stiff! 908 01:07:13,103 --> 01:07:16,492 Quiet! There! It's all disconnected. 909 01:07:16,582 --> 01:07:17,514 Don't you worry. 910 01:07:17,542 --> 01:07:19,908 Now how will you turn on the gas? 911 01:07:20,022 --> 01:07:21,694 Shouldn't you have turned it on first? 912 01:07:21,822 --> 01:07:23,527 It would've been dangerous. 913 01:07:24,501 --> 01:07:26,708 Quiet now. Behave! 914 01:07:29,101 --> 01:07:31,546 That damn stupid pig went for me! 915 01:07:31,660 --> 01:07:32,831 What have you broken? 916 01:07:33,340 --> 01:07:35,706 Listen to yourself! "What have you broken?" 917 01:07:35,900 --> 01:07:38,390 The soda water bottle, that's what! 918 01:07:38,539 --> 01:07:42,714 He bit me and you're worried about breakage. 919 01:07:43,299 --> 01:07:46,165 I think I've cut my leg. I'm bleeding. 920 01:07:46,258 --> 01:07:48,874 Shall we turn the light back on? 921 01:07:48,978 --> 01:07:51,230 We're not turning anything on! 922 01:07:51,338 --> 01:07:53,009 Go to the bathroom and clean up. 923 01:07:53,137 --> 01:07:56,083 Danut, go out on the balcony until I call you! 924 01:07:56,177 --> 01:07:57,883 - Can I listen to the radio? - No! 925 01:07:58,017 --> 01:07:59,370 - It runs on batteries! - So what? 926 01:07:59,497 --> 01:08:03,580 You want to blow us all up? Don't listen to anything! 927 01:08:03,656 --> 01:08:05,328 Help me, I feel faint. 928 01:08:05,456 --> 01:08:07,048 Don't frighten me! 929 01:08:07,176 --> 01:08:09,962 It's nothing. It's just the strain... 930 01:08:10,055 --> 01:08:11,522 Did you take your tablets? 931 01:08:11,655 --> 01:08:13,247 No, I'll just lie down. 932 01:08:13,375 --> 01:08:15,706 Not here. You'll stain the couch. 933 01:08:15,814 --> 01:08:17,406 Sit on the edge of the bath. 934 01:08:29,213 --> 01:08:31,419 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 935 01:08:37,411 --> 01:08:39,117 - Wanna smoke? - Don't light it! 936 01:08:39,251 --> 01:08:41,287 - It's a Carpati! - Don't light it! 937 01:08:41,411 --> 01:08:42,423 Why not? 938 01:08:42,571 --> 01:08:44,368 - We'll all blow up! - Blow up? 939 01:08:44,491 --> 01:08:46,606 Our gas cylinder leaks. 940 01:08:46,810 --> 01:08:50,439 We're out in the open. Nothing will happen. 941 01:08:52,489 --> 01:08:53,706 You're stupid. 942 01:08:53,849 --> 01:08:55,931 You are! I won't give you anything tomorrow. 943 01:09:00,088 --> 01:09:01,100 Danut! 944 01:09:01,128 --> 01:09:02,641 - Stay outside. - I'm freezing. 945 01:09:02,688 --> 01:09:03,700 Don't move. 946 01:09:03,728 --> 01:09:05,355 Can we turn the lights on? 947 01:09:06,648 --> 01:09:08,353 We need some fresh air first. 948 01:09:10,847 --> 01:09:12,553 OK, I'm going in. 949 01:09:23,765 --> 01:09:25,278 - Is he moving? - Shut up! 950 01:09:25,405 --> 01:09:26,542 What have I done now? 951 01:09:27,205 --> 01:09:28,263 I couldn't see. 952 01:09:28,525 --> 01:09:29,832 It's stopped grunting. 953 01:09:30,204 --> 01:09:31,831 We should've waited longer. 954 01:09:31,964 --> 01:09:33,761 It's very late. 955 01:09:33,884 --> 01:09:36,704 We've got to burn it and cut it up yet. 956 01:09:36,803 --> 01:09:38,759 Luckily we had that gas. 957 01:09:39,523 --> 01:09:40,615 It's all gone. 958 01:09:40,763 --> 01:09:42,310 - What? - The gas. 959 01:09:42,443 --> 01:09:44,603 We'll ask Grigore for theirs. 960 01:09:44,722 --> 01:09:45,893 They don't cook much for Christmas. 961 01:09:46,042 --> 01:09:49,557 - They might become suspicious. - We'll give them something. 962 01:09:49,642 --> 01:09:52,951 After all the trouble we've had! We won't give them anything. 963 01:09:54,121 --> 01:09:55,133 Come on... 964 01:09:56,601 --> 01:09:59,956 go out onto the balcony, I'll turn the lights on. 965 01:10:07,119 --> 01:10:09,690 Wouldn't it be better to wait until morning 966 01:10:09,799 --> 01:10:10,811 and do it then? 967 01:10:10,959 --> 01:10:15,292 What if he's not dead and he starts grunting again? 968 01:10:15,998 --> 01:10:17,306 My God, I'm so afraid. 969 01:10:17,678 --> 01:10:19,555 I'm a soldier, remember? 970 01:10:20,158 --> 01:10:22,603 If I catch fire, throw a blanket over me. 971 01:10:22,717 --> 01:10:24,560 The camel hair one? 972 01:10:25,077 --> 01:10:27,159 Which one? 973 01:10:27,597 --> 01:10:28,984 The yellow one. 974 01:10:29,116 --> 01:10:30,287 That's fine. 975 01:10:31,876 --> 01:10:35,596 No water. Just the blanket and call an ambulance. 976 01:10:35,795 --> 01:10:38,411 Stop talking like that. I'm already scared. 977 01:10:38,835 --> 01:10:40,598 Shout when you're outside! 978 01:10:43,954 --> 01:10:46,775 - Did something happen? - No! It was just a draft. 979 01:10:47,194 --> 01:10:48,582 Does it still smell? 980 01:10:49,234 --> 01:10:50,246 No. 981 01:10:52,193 --> 01:10:53,501 Not anymore. 982 01:10:53,713 --> 01:10:55,635 OK, I'm putting the fuse back in. 983 01:11:06,511 --> 01:11:08,547 Great! We got away with it. 984 01:11:09,471 --> 01:11:11,268 Thank God! 985 01:11:11,391 --> 01:11:12,653 Is it moving? 986 01:11:20,589 --> 01:11:21,897 It looks dead. 987 01:11:22,989 --> 01:11:24,456 Here, use this. 988 01:11:24,629 --> 01:11:26,472 Take that thing away! 989 01:11:32,388 --> 01:11:34,015 Stone dead. 990 01:11:34,268 --> 01:11:36,349 - We did it! - Thank God! 991 01:11:36,467 --> 01:11:38,992 Now, the hard part. Look how hairy it is! 992 01:11:39,387 --> 01:11:41,503 - Get the blowtorch! - No, I'm afraid. 993 01:11:41,867 --> 01:11:43,083 Really! I am. 994 01:11:43,306 --> 01:11:46,048 Stop it, you're driving me crazy. 995 01:11:47,586 --> 01:11:49,429 Look, I'll light a match. 996 01:11:50,665 --> 01:11:53,566 Afraid, afraid... You drive me crazy. 997 01:11:53,745 --> 01:11:54,803 Look! 998 01:11:58,584 --> 01:11:59,596 You scared me! 999 01:12:00,104 --> 01:12:01,116 See? 1000 01:12:01,144 --> 01:12:04,090 Close the window. You're letting the heat out. 1001 01:12:08,903 --> 01:12:10,780 Aren't you asleep? 1002 01:12:11,063 --> 01:12:12,075 No. 1003 01:12:12,702 --> 01:12:14,579 - We're burning the hair. - Now? 1004 01:12:14,702 --> 01:12:16,499 What's it to you? 1005 01:12:59,576 --> 01:13:02,682 Good morning! 1006 01:13:02,976 --> 01:13:04,852 Good morning. Sit down. 1007 01:13:05,815 --> 01:13:06,873 I wanted to tell you... 1008 01:13:09,375 --> 01:13:10,842 Danut, what happened to you? 1009 01:13:12,334 --> 01:13:13,687 - Nothing. - Nothing? 1010 01:13:13,814 --> 01:13:16,260 He faced a pig explosion! 1011 01:13:16,934 --> 01:13:18,322 A pig explosion? 1012 01:13:18,454 --> 01:13:20,250 A pig bomb. 1013 01:13:20,373 --> 01:13:21,840 Enough! 1014 01:13:22,773 --> 01:13:23,785 Danut, sit down. 1015 01:13:25,613 --> 01:13:27,045 What, Georgiana? 1016 01:13:28,052 --> 01:13:29,565 Today's my birthday. 1017 01:13:30,772 --> 01:13:33,831 Happy birthday! Best wishes. Let me give you a kiss. 1018 01:13:43,410 --> 01:13:44,718 Lead us in, please. 1019 01:13:44,850 --> 01:13:46,067 Happy birthday! 1020 01:13:48,370 --> 01:13:50,132 Two, three and... 1021 01:13:56,368 --> 01:13:58,290 Legend has it that the family used 1022 01:13:58,408 --> 01:14:01,684 what remained of the animal for the seasonal celebrations